Sheraton Boston Hotel

Location

There was a Harvard mock United Nations convention there at the same time and so many kids caused the elevators to stop at every one of the 20 plus floors

Angelic Maids Sent From Heaven

So there I was enjoying a good week getaway with my wife; enjoying Thai-Food, Italian Food, Boba tea, whiskey, wine, craft beers and afternoon rooftop dinners with friends. It's amazing how quickly the human body could be fine then go straight into needing an exorcism. So like I was saying, I was having fun with friends when all of a sudden it hit me in the middle of playing a board game. I suddenly ended my turn and ran to the bathroom where I stayed reenacting Moses parting the dark sea. Once the flood had ended, thinking I was safe I Uber back to the hotel. Due to past incidents, I knew I had food poisoning and that a frontal demonic explosion was near so I held several plastic bags just incase. Upon arriving, I made it all the way to the elevator aka "The Devils' rocket", where I was blasted to an undisclosed high floor experiencing ear popping unsteady equilibrium. So immediately as I exited, I'm sorry but I could not hold it. Lord knows I tried with all my might to hold back that horrific devil in my mouth with one hand enough to cause devil juice squirting back at my face along the sides. No matter how hard I tried it kept coming, so I tried my best to at least make it to a small corner. But before I got there, I felt like a human water sprinkler shooting devil juice from left to right along the floor looking for my room. Well luckily after having an awesome wonderful wife that cared for me, the maid staff quickly responded and cleaned up my satanic crime scene which i caused as if it never happen. I literally felt like I was in an Outer Limits episode left wondering, " WTF, I could have sworn I vomited here last night". But before we get there, I spent the whole night on the royal throne parting floods and ejecting devil juice at the same time. It was NASTY! not only was I filling the bowl but I was also shooting devil juice into the tub. I literally had to sit like I was at bar having a drink. AND!!! once again the maid staff came to my rescue..I mean it was like 10am in the morning after my wife had left that our maid came into the room where i was balled into the covers like a baby kangaroo in a pouch. So as soon as I heard her, I immediately jumped up to at least try to warn her of the crime scene I had left that night before crawling into bed. THIS maid had the nerve to say, "Sir it's ok, it's alright, you don't look to well, you should get back into bed, no worries I have gloves". SO then I replied with, "OK then!" So when I titled this, "Angelic Maids Sent From Heaven", I meant it! After my incident of Hell, I did not even get a hint that maids were whispering behind services halls what had occurred. Nights after followed with sweet greetings with delivered chicken noodle soups.

Bathroom too small. Room too dark

Clean quiet great beds

The bedding and overall room comfort was very nice. No view but we just wanted a basic safe quiet place to sleep in downtown Boston and that’s pretty much what we got with the added attraction of a fancy lobby and great sheets.

We got to our hotel at 7:00 PM and our room wasn’t ready. Really? 7 PM? Hmmmm. Check in time is like 3PM. We were so ready to be resting and instead had to sit around for an hour till our room was ready. Wow.