Hotel Not Hotel

Quirkiness and the media write up in a magazine article that I read but they obviously didn't stay in the room we were put in

Felt unsafe - staying in a container with no natural light. Had to use a door wedge Felt like we were in someone's living room. No privacy. Felt uneasy going to our 'room' when the restaurant was full, which was every night we were there. Loud noise until after 23:30 No where to sit and eat a meal except by the door, which was soooo cold and not at a table! No wardrobe No coat hangers No plug socket near a mirror - had to dry and straighten my hair without a mirror!! No dimmer switch or bedside lights. No bedside tables. Toilet paper - hard and not soft tissue Shower in the room with a glass door - no privacy. Had to leave the room to enable my son to have a shower and vice versa. Shocking! Separate toilet room to the shower room. Booked and paid for 2 single beds - got a double bed which couldn't be changed until the next day. I was with my 19 year old son. Not acceptable! Asked for clean towels after being caught out in the rain all day. Staff didn't have access to the housekeepeers cupboard????. Told we could have clean towels first thing in the morning - didn't happen. Had to leave without taking a shower and this was our departure day. Didn't fly until 21:30. Spent the day feeling dirty and unkempt. Did ask for clean towels in the morning - didn't get any and we had to vacate the room by 11:00. Not as central as I believed it was. Staff sat and used their laptops on the same table we were having our breakfast...felt invasive and disrespectful. They should have gone somewhere else. Ridiculous price to stay in 'someones living room/shipping container'