The Hague Teleport Hotel

The room was quite big the bed was clean and comfortable. So was the bathroom. Parking spots outside for free. The personnel was nice at check-in and out (also offered to play the roulette at the desk and we won a nice box of biscuits!)

The hotel is not filthy, but definitely it's not clean.The floor in the common areas was sticky and there were a few stains in the room's carpet. Common areas look like they haven't been taken care of in a while (i.e. the elevator).The location and the views are not the best either. But on the bright side, if you are traveling by car, free parking outside will not be an issue. In general, I've been to worse places, but it is not what I expected for the price I payed. Apart from this, during the check-in they insisted a lot that smoking was forbidden in the rooms, which I found quite evident and not so necessary to underline that explicitly. But to my surprise, that same night at 5:00am the fire alarm went out because someone had smoked in the room. The result was half the hotel guests waiting at the lobby asking for an explanation (few personnel to answer and with some difficulties to communicate in English) and probably the other half quietly waiting in the room. My impression is that these type of things happen quite often in this hotel. Of course it's not their fault, but better be ready for this.

Very hot room, window did not open (parts were ducttaped). There was a ventilator but it made incredible noise. Parts of fake eyelashes on towels.