Lou Trelus

There honestly wasn't much.

This place was so bad that we left after 2 days. The photos on the booking site are not accurate, the room are much smaller than they appear. The rooms are not very clean. They do not provide even the most modest of amenities like trash bags, salt and pepper, etc. You get: 1 roll of toilet paper, 1 bar of soap, 2 Nespresso capsules and some towels; that is about all. Access to the property isn't very easy, either. It is in a gated holiday community. When you get there, you will have fun in trying to manoeuvre your unfamiliar rental car up a very steep hill with narrow rock walls on either side in order to arrive at a parking lot that is the size of a postage stamp (It was like playing the board game Operation for cars). Other guests will enjoy seeing you try to do a U-turn in order to get out of the property and loath the fact that they, too, will need to do the same thing anytime they forget to buy coffee filters and have to go back to the shop for the 6th time because there are so many things missing. This place is not child friendly or for people with any disability because there are a lot of uneven stairs and the step edges are very sharp. We decided to leave because the whole stay was far from relaxing and it felt very claustrophobic and isolated. We left, assuming that the room would be cleaned, albeit not very well, by the host since we paid a few thousand pounds for the privilege. When we explained why we left, we had a very unprofessional email. Apparently, we left and trashed the place like The Who's Keith Moon (without the Rolls Royce). We were told of phenomenal amounts of wine being consumed, cigarette buts everywhere, damaged curtains, etc. when in reality we just left the beds undone, some chicken in the fridge, a few bottles of wine on the counter and an ashtray not emptied. She said that she was disappointed that I didn't confront her personally, I offered to come see her. She said if I did, she would call the cops. The host is nuts.